i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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