I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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