So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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