Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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