She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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