It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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