We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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