I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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