I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Randomize
