ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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