dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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