i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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