did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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