Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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