Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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