whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think i got beer on your cat.
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