its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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