If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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