Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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