yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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