can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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