I want to walk on stilts...naked
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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