shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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