wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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