I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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