Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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