Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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