whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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