is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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