I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Fuck me I smell like cheese
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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