It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize