Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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