I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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