worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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