Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You ruined the universe
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
His nipple licking is glorious
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