Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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