He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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