its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
