But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
