I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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