Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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