am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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