i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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