I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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