I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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