with your own penis?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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