she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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