Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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