Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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