i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
