Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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