That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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