I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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