Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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