Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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