We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Randomize
